All The Good Ones are Taken
All of you bachelors and bachelorettes. Listen up. You are going to have to step up your search. Two of your prospects just got snapped up.
Yesterday, shock rocker Marilyn Manson married his long-term girlfriend, burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese. No bachelor party. When soon-to-be wife Dita asked him why he wanted to have a party to get drunk and look at naked women when he does that on a daily basis, he had to agree she made sense. Sounds like she will be setting the parameters for their marriage.
And if that wasn't enough bad news for singles worldwide, it was also announced that Greek billionaire Athina Roussel Onassis wed a Brazilian Olympic equestrian star yesterday. A pre-nuptial agreement reportedly was signed. Another woman in control!
The Sacramento Executive